MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BICYCLE BAG?
Name: My Awesome Bicycle Bag
DOB: Sometime last year
Missing: Sometime during the night or early morning of November 28th or 29th, 2008
Height: Average bicycle bag height
Weight: Not terribly much
Missing from: The front of my apartment building
My Awesome Bicycle Bag was last seen on the evening of November 28 in front of my apartment building. Details are sketchy at this point, but this being treated as a kidnapping.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of My Awesome Bicycle Bag please contact me using the e-mail in my profile.
If you are the person who kidnapped My Awesome Bicycle Bag, I hope you put some priceless very breakable object inside there and the bottom falls out.
