Happy Feet

You know what fills me with glee and happiness? Awesome socks. Awesome socks that FIT my giantess feet. Most men's socks (99% of ladies socks don't fit me) are not awesome socks and therefore my sock glee and happiness is often rather limited.

I suspect that my mom got sick of hearing me moan and groan about how terrible it was to have giant feet and no cool socks and she decided to do something about it! I am up to four, yes FOUR, lovely pairs of hand-knit-by-mom socks. I smile every time I put them on!

Thanks Mom!

P.S. You're probably wondering why I don't just knit myself some awesome socks. One of my deep dark secrets is that I do not yet know HOW to knit. I guess a girl can't know how to do everything, can she?